程式設計師總是黑著眼眶，一手端著苦苦的咖啡，一手用鉛筆敲著自己的腦袋，直到半夜都還在編碼與除錯。一年只接兩個 case，一週就得工作六個整天，老婆氣得想離婚，小孩哭著說爸爸像木頭人，而且每隔一年，程式設計師就必須學習新的技術、新的平台標準，熟悉開發工具的改版。這就是程式設計師的苦悶與辛酸，有人還調侃說，程式設計師與妓女「最大的共通點就是——得到快樂的同時，又得到了金錢」。
我不算程式設計師，所以得不到金錢，不過幸好我還是得到快樂。拿程式設計師與妓女做比擬，看來有些不倫不類，但是我可以體會箇中的滋味。去年一整年我「莫名其妙」寫了幾套軟體，嚴重感覺到那種體力的負荷與夜貓子的作息，而最後的快樂是終於把「這檔事」給結束掉。越說越曖昧，不過這是事實，程式設計是一種身體（還多了腦力）的迫害，在習以為常的反覆動作裡，快樂甚少，只有在「我的天啊，終於結束了！」之後，才進入柳暗花明又一村的世界。
當程式設計師遇到妓女，他們會彼此惺惺相惜、相擁而泣，因為在柳暗花明又一村之前，鐵杵必須磨成繡花針，那磨磨磨的時間好比是沉重巨輪，讓人快速老化。基於愛護的心理，程式設計師會對妓女說：妳不要再幹這一行了！妓女可能會考慮：可是，要等你付錢給我之後再說。
作者：吳文成
English Translated
Programmers are always black eyes, with a cup of coffee, knock their brain with the pencil.
Until the middle of the night are still coding and debugging. One year only two case, have to work six day a week, his wife angry until would like to divorce with him, the child cried said his father like wood, and every year, the programmers must learn new technologies, new platform Standard, familiar with the development tools of change. This is the program designer’s boredom with bitterness, it was said, programmers and prostitutes “is the greatest thing in common – be happy at the same time, the money received.”
I am not programmers, so no money, but fortunately I still be happy. With programmers and prostitutes do analogy, it seems that some nondescript, but I can appreciate the taste of good business. Last year I wrote sets of software, feel that serious physical load and late night sleep, and the final is happy is to “stall this thing”End to the swap. sound ambiguous, but this is a fact, the program design is a body (the more intellectual) of persecution, used in the repeated moves, the happy few, only after in “My God
And finally the end! ” it entered the bright prospect of the world.
When the programmers have prostitutes, they will each other Xingxingxiangxi, Xiangyongerqi, because before in the bright prospect, to be ground into Tiechu be embroidery needles, grinding mill grinding time is like a heavy ship, people quickly Aging. Based on the psychological care, programmers will prostitutes said: you do not working this line again! Prostitutes may be considered: However, you have to wait for money to repeat after me.
Author: Wu Wencheng
